THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR uu. I WILL ROLEPLAY WITH MOST EVERYONE SO LONG AS YOu STATE YOur PREFERENCES AND SHIPS.
The game was over. But then again, that hadn’t been the only game they had been playing, had it? Dirk Strider sat at his computer, smiling to himself as he typed in a message to the rather high-strung and “perverted” troll that he had kept in contact with. Actually, the only troll he had kept in contact with. Oh, they were randomly scattered around earth now, some living with other humans, some choosing to try and find a way back to their homeworld, some simply accepting their new lives and trying to acclimate themselves.
uu was the only one that Dirk chose to focus on, even when his brother kept in contact with many of the trolls. uu was the only one he wanted to keep talking to.
[timaeusTestified has started pestering undyingUmbrage]
TT: Hey, short-stuff, what are you up to?
Probably browsing the internet for handholding porn and staring at romcoms with that wide grin of his.
BEEP!
uu jolted awake, taking a moment to register what the noise was, before slouching back into his chair. Who did Dirk think he was messaging him this late? The sun was just past risen for god’s sake!While many of the other newly Earth-planted trolls had adjusted to the nocturnal human sleeping schedules and their cushy, pathetic excuses for recuperacoons knows as ‘beds’, uu refused to welcome sunlight as anything but an invitation to sleep. Daytime was far too bright, anyways, and stirred up the human population to bother him yet another day. Repulsive.
With a small groan, uu hazily reached for his keyboard, missed, then finally connected his fingers with the keys.
uu: IF YOu MuST KNOW. I WAS SLEEPING. BuT CLEARLY YOu ARE NOT GOING TO ALLOW ME TO CONTINuE DOING SO. SO I ASK YOu THE SAME. WHAT’S uP.
For reasons uu couldn’t explain, he found that he would always push aside his dislike for living things just enough to tolerate this one.
Dirk smiled. He could imagine the persnickety troll glaring at the screen, making up excuses and inner tirades against humanity, all while typing away a message to a member of the race he despised so much. The albino smiled and typed out another message, his glasses still present, even in the darkness of his own home.
TT: It’s morning? Oh well, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out together somewhere. Show you around town and all that stuff that normal people do.
In all honesty, he really just wanted to see the troll loose his shit at human culture when thrown right into the middle of it. Houston, especially the area that Dirk lived in, was a hotbed of culture, ranging from Vietnamese to Mexican to Irish. The older Strider had thought about going into “Little Asia” to get a new katana, but decided against it. But that didn’t mean that he wouldn’t take uu for some sight seeing.
uu’s fingertips twitched over the keys. Dirk wanted to spend time with him. His blood boiled.
uu: GO OuT. YOu WANT TO GO OuT WITH ME SOMEWHERE. WHAT MAKES YOu THINK I WOuLD GO ANYWHERE WITH YOu?
Go out. Where had he heard that phrase before? Surely it was recently, uu recalled that term used when he was-
oh.
He glanced about the room to be extra sure it was empty of others, then opened up the internet. Skimming through his recent history, he came upon the page he was looking for.
‘Romcom’ searched into Youtube.
He felt his face burn red.
uu: PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS. HAA. HAA. YOu ARE MAKING MY DIAPHRAGM CONVuLSE WITH LAuGHTER. YOu ARE FORGETTING WHO IS THE uLTIMATE GAME MASTER HERE. IT IS ME.
What, did Dirk think he couldn’t handle ‘going out’? Well, he’d have to prove him wrong!
uu: BuT. ANYWAYS. I WILL ACCEPT YOuR OFFER. IF ONLY TO PROVE THAT I CAN “PLAY”. I CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOu COuLD EVER HOPE TO.
As he sent the message, he felt a lump rise in his throat. He just accepted an invitation to a date. A date. Like the kind from the movies.
Before he realized what he was doing, uu’s hand quickly snatched up the mouse and he directed his internet to Google, typing in ‘WHAT DO HuMANS DO ON DATES’ into the search bar. A long block of blue links appeared, displaying for his sheepish eyes a list of activities; holding hands, sharing food, going to the movie theater, and-
oh.
Kissing.
His fingers tightened around the mouse.
((if it says this was reblogged twice it’s cause I accidentally posted it on my main blog first, sorry @n@))
The game was over. But then again, that hadn’t been the only game they had been playing, had it? Dirk Strider sat at his computer, smiling to himself as he typed in a message to the rather high-strung and “perverted” troll that he had kept in contact with. Actually, the only troll he had kept in contact with. Oh, they were randomly scattered around earth now, some living with other humans, some choosing to try and find a way back to their homeworld, some simply accepting their new lives and trying to acclimate themselves.
uu was the only one that Dirk chose to focus on, even when his brother kept in contact with many of the trolls. uu was the only one he wanted to keep talking to.
[timaeusTestified has started pestering undyingUmbrage]
TT: Hey, short-stuff, what are you up to?
Probably browsing the internet for handholding porn and staring at romcoms with that wide grin of his.
BEEP!
uu jolted awake, taking a moment to register what the noise was, before slouching back into his chair. Who did Dirk think he was messaging him this late? The sun was just past risen for god’s sake!
While many of the other newly Earth-planted trolls had adjusted to the nocturnal human sleeping schedules and their cushy, pathetic excuses for recuperacoons knows as ‘beds’, uu refused to welcome sunlight as anything but an invitation to sleep. Daytime was far too bright, anyways, and stirred up the human population to bother him yet another day. Repulsive.
With a small groan, uu hazily reached for his keyboard, missed, then finally connected his fingers with the keys.
uu: IF YOu MuST KNOW. I WAS SLEEPING. BuT CLEARLY YOu ARE NOT GOING TO ALLOW ME TO CONTINuE DOING SO. SO I ASK YOu THE SAME. WHAT’S uP.
For reasons uu couldn’t explain, he found that he would always push aside his dislike for living things just enough to tolerate this one.
I AM GOING TO BE HOME ALL DAY. I WANT A DIRK TO RP WITH NOW THAT MY NEW uu BLOG HAS BEEN CREATED. I WILL RP IN ANY FORMAT. WHAT ARE YOu WAITING FOR.
